5 Hilarious Spam Comments In This Website!

I write everyday and just now I stumbled upon this great feature in WordPress (Aksimet) that captures comments made by a “non-human” user or what we popularly know as “spam” – not the ones we get to eat. haha! Browsing through these junk files, I began chuckling, and then giggling, and then obviously crying with joy after I made my way down to the 198 comments.

I Ran A Mile With These Shoes.

These shoes were my pals – now they are all torn and useless! Glad they served their master well! haha!

The Kreativ Blogger Award!

Another prestigious award went to The Ilongga. Yay! This is such a great honor… So this is what you get when you simply lie on your bed, drink your medications, and monitor the progress of your health – at the same time do stupid rants about life regarding how you are such a hopeless loser because you are unable to attend different local events, and even unable to see your friends and party all night because you are sick as a rotten tomato. Boo!

Hugging this award is a sign of relief! Aaaaack!

Midnight Bossa Nova with Sitti

It is not an ordinary day for me to wake up in the morning and receive a message from a friend (who will be performing in our city) telling you the details of their flight and itinerary of their stay. It is also not ordinary for me to jump on my bed and shout to the top of my lungs sounding like a little school girl squealing that “Sitti is coming!” – that’s just plain exaggeration! haha! The only thing that stayed ordinary was my feeling of happiness.

Great to witness her again – doing what she does best. Bossa Nova filled the Iloilo atmosphere! Yey!

Huge Burgers And Fat Arms That Jiggle

Picture this: You are looking at the mirror and you saw a person wearing a cute tank top and you (among any silly notion) gave yourself a wave – the one that you often do when you say “Hi” or “Hello” kind of hand gesture (or “arm” gesture rather). You are now swinging your arms left and right and the fats begin to flap like large ripples of mushy stuff. Sounds familiar? Oh yes! Let’s call it “flabulous!” – FANTASTIC FLABS! Boooo!

This is a burger from Carlitos and it is 4 times bigger than a regular burger. Yummy!

Britney is Not The Only One “Doing it Again”

I was on my way to my doctor yesterday and the song on my playlist was Britney’s popular hit “Oops! I did it again!” Just great! (insert sarcasm here) Remember that music video? With her wearing that red shiny tight-fit jumpsuit making her super hot?! That’s not the case with me. I was “hot” but not the hot-sexy type we see on TV. I was hot and feeling awfully crappy because I’m sick. haha!

Telling the world that I’m a GREAT nurse! Not the usual case of being sick. See what I mean?

When The Human Body Goes Into Overdrive

I really forgot that I have a “human body” to take care of. :( Is it just me thinking about the unlimited things I can possibly do with my body? Probably. Yes, I was sick for several days now. Big BOO! My friends and family would blame me for the excessive abuse I always do on myself – as if I had a problem with that haha. I doubted denied it. haha. It’s quite funny when my dad and I would argue about these things I would always close it with “I’m a nurse!” statement. Then he would just be quiet and do an “I-know-but-you-are-overworking” grin. :)

I jog 5-6 times a week and I love playing badminton – fatigue. Go figure!

Perks of Being an Octopus in a Box

Doing website development in the wee hours of the morning (inside my room) surrounded by piles of papers with sketches and structured designs for execution – made me feel as if I am trapped in a box (like seriously shoebox box!) haha! Not to mention I am fond of doing a lot of things all at the same time! To give you a simple example, here’s me in action:

Well, I don’t really want a purple-colored skin but this will do for a cartoon. haha

I Just Wanted A Bikini Body With Wonderful Abs

Nothing beats a “close-to-impossible” dream and moreover such a gigantic ambition that I really wanted to achieve before I start having wrinkles and white hair. lol. Sometimes All the time I joke around saying that my “magical” abs are hiding beneath my abdominal fats – which is technically true (anatomically speaking). I dunno. Truth be told, I wanted to see myself without the extra flabs, without the “soft cushion” so to speak. That’s why I am quite determined to carve my body the way that I wanted it to be. haha!

Just saying “Hi” to Nemo at the Boracay Island waters. Look! My black bikini top! Woooah!

8 Things To Stop Paying For in 2012

I intentionally wanted to do this post a week after the first day of 2012 due to the fact that I like it to be “random” in a sense. Enough with the nitty-gritty. Here are my “Resolutions” – yeah I know it’s so cliché of me to even think of this. Don’t bother. Haha!